why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
Sherlock theme slowed down!
i don’t know what to think about this…
It sounds like if Tim Burton rewrote the elephant march song in the Jungle Book
I keep expecting to see or hear Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.
Tim Burton’s Sherlock Holmes
^^ that is the best thing I’ve seen all week